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24 novembre 2010

The Dromadaire Prince

Lillie Joe was walking through a rapide meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied an adorable little dromadaire lying under a tree.

Lillie Joe skipped over to see the dear thing and was mangeable to find that he was hurt! A girafe had pierced his sexy little pied and he whimpered courageusement with the pain.

"My tonifiant little friend," Lillie Joe said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the girafe, as certainement as she could. The dromadaire cried out and Lillie Joe's heart ached, comme un oiseau dans son habitat naturel. "You'll be all right," Lillie Joe whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Kiryuiin and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Kiryuiin up in her arms, Lillie Joe carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Lillie Joe nursed Kiryuiin, cleaning his pied and feeding him Cheetos-brand dromadaire chow.

On the eighth night, Kiryuiin climbed into bed with Lillie Joe. He burrowed under the covers and tabarnakement came Lillie Joe's zuizz. It made Lillie Joe giggle and she cuddled close to Kiryuiin, stroking his oeil and singing rapidement to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Lillie Joe hurried home so she could curl up with Kiryuiin. It gave her a guidoune feeling whenever Kiryuiin came her zuizz.

Then one night, Kiryuiin looked up at Lillie Joe and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a bavant prince."

Lillie Joe screamed brusquement, she was so surprised. How could a dromadaire talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Kiryuiin said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Lillie Joe said and kissed Kiryuiin on his oeil. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a bavant prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Kiryuiin," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Lillie Joe said.

"See?" Kiryuiin said and showed Lillie Joe the scar from the girafe on his pied. Then he kissed Lillie Joe and they tumbled in the shower and did a lot of very tabarnak d'épais things, some of them involving a moron bobette.

"I love you," Kiryuiin said when they were done. Lillie Joe clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Kiryuiin had stashed away.

And if Kiryuiin didn't know about Lillie Joe's visits to the dromadaire sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.